<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874</id><updated>2011-07-07T13:25:29.501-07:00</updated><category term='ACDC'/><category term='Schappylle'/><category term='Kiwis'/><category term='Culture'/><category term='Wankers'/><category term='Anzac'/><category term='tour of duty'/><category term='Art'/><category term='Wedding'/><category term='Darryll'/><title type='text'>Concerned Alert Citizens Australia</title><subtitle type='html'>Ordinary Australians banding together to fight the war on terror

Images courtesy of Paola Talbert, the Wildboys and volunteers on my camera phone</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>18</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-449654566327146589</id><published>2008-04-30T03:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:06.092-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Un-bloody believable</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/SBhNgvJVeQI/AAAAAAAAAIY/bWCq7CRNExA/s400/_MG_7350.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194987394978642178" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Mercedes Corby used drugs, court told&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jodie Power has told a defamation jury she took drugs with former friend Mercedes Corby and photographed her with a "penis pipe" smoking marijuana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Giving evidence on Wednesday in the NSW Supreme Court on behalf of the Seven Network, Ms Power said she had seen the sister of Schapelle Corby use the drugs marijuana, speed and shabu - a type of methamphetamine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADVERTISEMENT&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Sydney jury was shown two photos she took in Bali in 1998 of Mercedes Corby with a pipe, shaped like a penis, which Ms Power said was used to smoke marijuana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Power said one was taken after Ms Corby had "just had a puff", while the other showed her with the pipe in her mouth and "lighting it".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Seven Network's QC, Tom Hughes, said the evidence would show Ms Corby had used various drugs, sold marijuana, supplied other substances and lied to the public about the Corby family's involvement in the "vile" drug trade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Power's evidence was interrupted at one stage by a woman in the public gallery shouting support for Schapelle Corby, who is serving 20 years in a Bali prison for smuggling cannabis into Indonesia in 2004.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman, with long grey hair and wearing a long purple dress, launched a tirade about Corby's incarceration before being removed from the courtroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mercedes Corby has taken defamation action over a Seven news bulletin and three items broadcast on its Today Tonight program to millions of viewers in February last year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is suing Channel Seven Sydney Pty Limited, Seven Network Limited and Australian News Channel Pty Limited, which aired the shows on Sky TV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Corby is also suing Today Tonight's presenter Anna Coren, its reporter Bryan Seymour and Ms Power.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her QC, Stuart Littlemore, has told the jury Ms Power was motivated by "money, hatred and celebrity" to tell lies on the programs and to say that Mercedes Corby, her former best friend, was a drug smuggler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Mr Hughes said Seven will call evidence to show Ms Corby had used marijuana, speed, shabu and ecstasy, as well as supplying the first three drugs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He also said Ms Corby had lied to the public when she denied that she and her family had no involvement with drugs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not only was she, Mercedes Corby, involved in this vile trade - and it is vile - but also her brother Michael Corby," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Power, 35, told the jury she met Mercedes Corby on the Gold Coast in March 1992.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said they had smoked marijuana, which she usually purchased from Michael Corby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said Ms Corby gave her a substance in Bali which she said was shabu and which "was really good, you can f*** all day".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Power then revealed she had "sex all day" with her partner after taking the drug.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her evidence was interrupted by the woman in the public gallery who shouted: "Why isn't Schapelle Corby freed? She has suffered enormously for three years in hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You make me sick to the core of my Christian soul," she said, addressing the court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Justice Carolyn Simpson sent the jury away as the woman continued shouting, before security escorted her away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms Power will continue her evidence on Friday.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-449654566327146589?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/449654566327146589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=449654566327146589' title='42 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/449654566327146589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/449654566327146589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2008/04/un-bloody-believable.html' title='Un-bloody believable'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/SBhNgvJVeQI/AAAAAAAAAIY/bWCq7CRNExA/s72-c/_MG_7350.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>42</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-1373728125231374578</id><published>2007-11-24T20:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:06.398-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Aussie Dream Cum Troo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/SBhO5PJVeRI/AAAAAAAAAIg/ZOcrJr_5Rkc/s1600-h/PB010505.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/SBhO5PJVeRI/AAAAAAAAAIg/ZOcrJr_5Rkc/s400/PB010505.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194988915397064978" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-1373728125231374578?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/1373728125231374578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=1373728125231374578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/1373728125231374578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/1373728125231374578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/11/aussie-dream-cum-troo.html' title='Aussie Dream Cum Troo'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/SBhO5PJVeRI/AAAAAAAAAIg/ZOcrJr_5Rkc/s72-c/PB010505.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-4213641383932371052</id><published>2007-10-30T19:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:06.727-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Un Bloody Believable</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Ryfmp9sRL3I/AAAAAAAAAHg/iHezX-3XcHc/s1600-h/Photo-0128.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Ryfmp9sRL3I/AAAAAAAAAHg/iHezX-3XcHc/s400/Photo-0128.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127320309393862514" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maytes, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you wouldn't bloody believe this - but I was on the beach in the nuddy on Saturday - working on my all over tan to look really hot for the sexy pics I took with my hubby Darryll so we remember forever how hot we are as newlyweds.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and some bloody clown came up and arrested me for wearing a hat! It wasn't just any hat - but I was wearing the Aussie coat of arms too - just trying to show my support for the greatest country on earth - and then I get fined $100!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turned out to be some prank by those bloody pinkos at the ABC - so they're showing it tonight on The Chaser at 9pm &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A waste of my 8 cents, tho I reckon my tan looks pretty hot but eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hey youse can still see pics of me baring it all for Australia at THE HOWARD YEARS Exhibition at the AT THE VANISHING POINT gallery at 571 King Street Newtown. It's on for another 2 weeks and is all about how Australia has been rescued from the clutches of banana republic multicultural communists in the ALP to become the greatest country on earth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xxscragg&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-4213641383932371052?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/4213641383932371052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=4213641383932371052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/4213641383932371052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/4213641383932371052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/10/un-bloody-beleivable.html' title='Un Bloody Believable'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Ryfmp9sRL3I/AAAAAAAAAHg/iHezX-3XcHc/s72-c/Photo-0128.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-3156269297321511174</id><published>2007-08-21T01:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:06.942-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Looking for Democracy</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RyfnTtsRL4I/AAAAAAAAAHo/x5ayv__LNqw/s1600-h/bus+stop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RyfnTtsRL4I/AAAAAAAAAHo/x5ayv__LNqw/s400/bus+stop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127321026653400962" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"it's time to take things to the streets, out there to the ordinary aussies that beleive in this country and who make it the greatest place in the world."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;inspired by the passion and patriotism of her native queenslanders at the recent "Police Pride Rally" in Brisbane, Aussie Icon Schappylle Scragg has decided that sydney could do with a dose of decent aussie values.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Mate I'm asking all my friends, all the ordinary decent aussies, who like a beer, love a barbie and hanging out in the sunshine to do their bit to show that this country has something worth fighting for"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Darryll reckons Democracy is a big word, but sometimes big words are important eh? coz at the end of the day that's what makes the difference between here, and some of those other places that we seen on our honeymoon"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I mean what kind of place makes a special holiday when we've got the honour and privilege of having 21 or the worlds greatest leaders in our backyard? It's gonna be like the worlds biggest barbie! We don't need no protests or nothing, coz we've got nothing to protest against! this is the greatest nation on earth!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"During APEC, we'll just have a bloody good time, and let those world leaders see that this is the greatest nation on earth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Maybe they can take something back to their own countries, like our great love of sport and the Aussie way of life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway I don't wanna get off the track - but i'm asking all me mates and all the ordinary Aussies who believe in the Australian way of life to chip in and bring something to this little exhibition i'm having - right near Darling Harbour where all the tourists go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just bring something that shows how much the Australian Way of Life and Ordinary Australian Values mean to you, and we'll put it in. It's gonna be first week in october - just after the queens' birthday or that holiday they have then eh? another reason to love the sunburnt country.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-3156269297321511174?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/3156269297321511174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=3156269297321511174' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/3156269297321511174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/3156269297321511174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/08/looking-for-democracy.html' title='Looking for Democracy'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RyfnTtsRL4I/AAAAAAAAAHo/x5ayv__LNqw/s72-c/bus+stop.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-6331945217844463139</id><published>2007-08-09T04:44:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:07.289-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Schappylle is chasing bananas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Rsp_CmOh8NI/AAAAAAAAAFw/0o4rhsQVzqU/s1600-h/Photo-pp.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Rsp_CmOh8NI/AAAAAAAAAFw/0o4rhsQVzqU/s400/Photo-pp.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101029210548465874" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mayttes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wot's a hangover without a banana smoothie? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm missin me bananas and i'm off to find out why they are so bloody expensive in sydney! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm getting out of the big smoke, so I can find out where decent aussies can go just to give those  you beaut quiet achievers a fair go when they come to Sydney next month. We don't want  no ratbags getting in the way of aussie progress in the region now do we? I reckon brizzie is top of me list - tho I'll always call coolangatta home....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Might be havvin a bit of a girls nite out at surfers too - just don't tell Darryll eh?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-6331945217844463139?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/6331945217844463139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=6331945217844463139' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/6331945217844463139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/6331945217844463139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/08/schappylle-is-chasing-bananas.html' title='Schappylle is chasing bananas'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/Rsp_CmOh8NI/AAAAAAAAAFw/0o4rhsQVzqU/s72-c/Photo-pp.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-8559163194341496585</id><published>2007-07-26T01:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:07.580-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACDC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Schappylle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Darryll'/><title type='text'>Wedding Bells</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RqhiGvoqhEI/AAAAAAAAAFo/m5VV1S81tiY/s1600-h/899783212_5728821183.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RqhiGvoqhEI/AAAAAAAAAFo/m5VV1S81tiY/s400/899783212_5728821183.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091427246748107842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hot on the heels of Johnny H's mission to make more Aussies, Schappylle and Darryll finally tied the knot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually they'd meant to marry in late 2006 (remember Scragg's hens night?)  but since his buck's nite, Darryll had been paralytic and missed the service - so they had to forget it. but since they'd already paid for the honeymoon - they went off anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;highlights of the evening included a romantic dance to ACDC "you shook me all night long" and Schappylles impromptu display of marital aids. thanks to the female strippers at the SLY for keeping the event raunchy but classy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Darryll wrote to CACA - giving his account of the events....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just wanted to thank youse all for coming along last night, even those of ya who didn't know we was getting hitched and so weren't all like dressed up and that and kinda looked like a bunch of bogans. all the pressies and pinches on the arse were a right treat and much appreciated by me and the little lady. and to those of ya who didn't make it- youse don't know what you were missing! it was all there, all the trimmings: VB for the boys, bundy and coke for the girls, some Acca Dacca and little fairy lights stuck in the ceiling just like at your fave RSL club back home on the gold coast.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;and of course, it ain't a wedding if there's no pictures, how the heck you supposed to remember it otherwise? and with schappa being so hot in her meringue and me all done up like a dog's dinner with me mullet all spoofed up it andn me good suit on it was worth capturing for prosperity and all i reckon, you know, something to show the grandkids like. some of the proceedings were captured on scragg's very own fone camera and can be enjoyed at http://www.flickr.com/photos/minoumayhem/ and when i finally drag myself out of the conjugal bed and onto the lounge with me laptop i'll be downloading some new pix of the nuptials on my flickr site at www.flickr.photos/junkinhoneyssack&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;love youse all heaps&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;daz&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ps and to those nice ladies who stroked my ego and swapped spit when i was having a winnie blue, don't tell me missus, yeah? reckon whatever she was getting up to in the girls room was a bit dodgy anyways, nobody can take that long applyling 'lip gloss'. if i find out who it was giving my bitch a bone i'll smash 'em good, promise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-8559163194341496585?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/8559163194341496585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=8559163194341496585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/8559163194341496585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/8559163194341496585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/07/wedding-bells.html' title='Wedding Bells'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RqhiGvoqhEI/AAAAAAAAAFo/m5VV1S81tiY/s72-c/899783212_5728821183.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-2194196739170360603</id><published>2007-06-19T02:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T12:23:07.830-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wankers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Culture'/><title type='text'>We Don't Need No Education</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Mate, where I come from, we got Bond Uni, ya know? I mean some people can't help brainy, but they shouldn't go round expecting some sort of a free lunch out of it, &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;eh"&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RnekduZAidI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/FZOFRQd7_Lo/s1600-h/Photo-0041.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RnekduZAidI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/FZOFRQd7_Lo/s400/Photo-0041.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5077707935459609042" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking from her Gold Coast home while recovering from Jetlag, CACA Icon Schappylle Scragg announced her intervention in the art schools debate recently this week. Scragg says that she was moved to speak out amidst increasing media attention to the 'crisis' in Arts education in Western Sydney.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah, well I been down to Sydney and I seen all those fancy McMansions and I reckon all those westies are getting up themselves, just coz they've all got such big mortgages eh?. I mean why do they think they are so special?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They've got all those people moving in and getting rich and all those migrants that they've let in now. I mean I've heard that some of these people like sitting around reading books and learning instruments - like those Japanese kids on the violin. do you call that Australian?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Just because people want a better life for their kids, doesn't mean they have to go around trying to get all up themselves and start reading books and studying art. A good Aussie artist like Pro hart never had no art education and he was the greatest Aussie artist that ever lived. Everyone knows that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If people wanna be some kind of tall poppy they can go overseas. but if they wanna be true to the aussie values that made this country great, then they should work hard and not rock the boat. you don't need a bloody art degree to drive around in a decent  set of wheels or to live in decent house. Me and Darryle get all our home renovation tips from the telly - and all his mates say our home is a work of art in itself."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"I reckon those westies need to take a good look at themselves. I mean, if they can't keep Australia's Wonderland open - then what kind of culture do they think they've got? what tourist is going to go to a bloody art gallery? Everyone knows that real Aussies prefer sport, eh?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scragg made the announcements and got so worked up she had to have a bundy and coke to settle down. she then decided to fly down to sydney to check out the situation herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm gonna go to Darling Harbour, and then I'm going to find some of those arty farty types and show them what REAL AUSSIE CULTURE REALLY IS. If they can't have that in western Sydney, then they're kidding themselves."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scragg has decided to call her project "Independence Day" in honour of the movie. she'll make a number of public appearances on the 4th July in order to encourage ordinary australians to band together to fight for the aussie spirit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-2194196739170360603?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/2194196739170360603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=2194196739170360603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/2194196739170360603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/2194196739170360603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/06/we-dont-need-no-education.html' title='We Don&apos;t Need No Education'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g33sIEgmSr8/RnekduZAidI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/FZOFRQd7_Lo/s72-c/Photo-0041.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-1628444501250698289</id><published>2007-04-25T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T06:15:00.588-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kiwis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tour of duty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anzac'/><title type='text'>Lest We Forget</title><content type='html'>Maaayyytte!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK - I'm cheating a little bit - coz I didn't write this at dawn on ANZAC day - but I want youse all to know that as the sun rose, I was doing my bit to remember those great aussies that made this country great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me and darryll had the most unrool time remembering those Aussie and Kiwi legends who went over to Gallipoli all those years ago, fighting for king and country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's this spirit of ordinary aussies, crossing the coeans to lend a helping hadn to their mates - that makes this country great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We went on our own trek - just aussies and kiwis, all setting out from Earl's court in the mother country on our very own tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We chose the three day package coz darryl wanted to be back for sunday at the church - its a bit of a ritual for all the aussies staying in london. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On  monday at dawn, we all headed off in a mini bs - all organised by a mate of darryll's. We just need enough fosters to get us through the chunnel - coz we knew we could stock up big time in France. Some girl at the hostel had made us a shitload of ANZAC BISCUITS - so we had some spiritual sustenance to keep us going, if you know what I mean....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't remember much of the journey - but I did have plenty of lime breezers - and we had a bloody rage on the bus - ya know? I really felt the anzac spirit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and we drove day in and day out - well we didn't drive... some Aussie legend - who organised the whole thing did the driving - and kept up the great supply of Kevin bloody wilson to remind us of home. We drove through greece and got some ouzo and whatever else we could lay our hands on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dont' want to bore you wit the details - but I want youse all to know that we did it hard. camping on site, at the memorial - where the bodies of the diggers lay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We held a barbie and sat up all night on tuesday, drinking and singing and remembering the anzac legend. I reckon I must have had a bit too much of the local sprit. I'd run through both me slabs of breezers and so I was mixing the local brew with 7-up -coz beer is a man's drink and I dont' wanna tread on Darryll's turf, OK?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Darryll was orright - he was hanging with his mates, just like they did back int he trenches... but I didnt see a lot of him. And me mates from the hostel,  Kyra and Kelly - well - they were having a hell of a time and I kind of got dragged into it. We ended up meeting some sheepshaggers - and they were up for a gang bang and so were the girls. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a married lady so didn't want to be too much of a trashbag especially aroudn darrylls mates, so I didnt get too involved. but - I got so trashed, feeling left out of things, I ened up spewing me guts out for hours and hours, and I passed out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At dawn I came to, looking up at the arse of some guy trying to shove his cock in my mouth, while his mate had me legs apart trying to give it to me up the arse. Now i'm all for cross tasman alliances, but this was a bit much. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Wrong hole ya sheep shagger" I cried and kicked him back. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and ya know, one thing I like about the kiwis, is that they're always obliging. He saw my open pussy and he decided to fill it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so as the dawn rose, and the trumpets blared, I felt the Anzac spirit enter me, and I felt very proud to be an Aussie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-1628444501250698289?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/1628444501250698289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=1628444501250698289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/1628444501250698289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/1628444501250698289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2007/04/lest-we-forget.html' title='Lest We Forget'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-116407305963576598</id><published>2006-11-20T17:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-20T17:40:46.320-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Miss Australia</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/scraggflagg.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/scraggflagg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inspired by Jennifer Anniston's cover girl bikini guide in the latest CLEO - Schappylle Scragg has got in on the act - just to shhow that natural aussie shelias are the most beautiful in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;looking a bit worse for wear after her wild hens night Scragg bravely soldiered on to spread the word and spread herself around:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scragg's tips are: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. don't sit in the sand - coz it'll catch in yer panty gusset and make you look like you've dropped a turd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. If you haven't got a best mate like Sharleigh to give you a Brazilian then you can bleach your short and curlies - they'll blend right in&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Stuff some chicken fillets down your bikini top to keep that cleavage looking healthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Go for gold: It'll flatter every shade of fake tan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Fly the flag! - on a towel, on your skin, wherever you can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. don't be afraid of a wedgie - pretend you're wearing a g-string&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. If you go swimming expect to end up in the nuddy - with sand between your legs - ditto if you go for a grope behind the dunny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Let your hair hang down - people love that windswept look&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. don't forget the sunnies - or the aerogarde!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Be proud of the woman you are, and don't hide your light under a bushell. Bare it all for the sun, the surf, the sand and everything that makes Australia beautiful&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-116407305963576598?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/116407305963576598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=116407305963576598' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116407305963576598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116407305963576598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/11/miss-australia.html' title='Miss Australia'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-116391920537853818</id><published>2006-11-18T22:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-18T22:53:25.410-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SPEAK INNGLISH OR WHAT????</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/F1010026.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/F1010026.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CaCA were delighted to see some members of Marrickville council taking the lead in benchmarking some basic standards for KEEPING AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIAN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last month the local council proposed a motion to say THAT ALL SHOPS SHOULD HAVE SIGNS IN ENGLISH SO DECENT AUSSIES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO BUYING DOGMEAT FROM THOSE WEIRD ETHNIC SHOPS - just because there are no signs in bloody english - the real language of this country, the language of THE ANZACS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Event though the eventual motion got watered down by those mamby pamby left wing lesbian whale savers - "saying that the council ENCOURAGES local businesses to display signs in English" - raising the motion inspired some letter writing from ordinary aussies into the local newspapers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aussie Icon shappylle Scragg took a wander around the local shops just to see how many had signs any ordinary australian could read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/F1000016.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/F1000016.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was pretty put off by this Italian sounding shop sign in Newtown. I mean what's 'barbarella' meant to be about? I guess coz its in newtown they must reckon they are being all arty and stuff - but I don't care - I just rekcon it's wanky and dumb. I didn't see any barbies, or any snags of even any prawns - so they lost my trade that day. Like the sign says - there's only one way to go when you see a sign like that - THE OTHER WAY. You can see no one is going in there! the shop owners are just being elitist. if they want to live in a ghetto they can go back to their own country."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-116391920537853818?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/116391920537853818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=116391920537853818' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116391920537853818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116391920537853818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/11/speak-innglish-or-what.html' title='SPEAK INNGLISH OR WHAT????'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-116229419855088101</id><published>2006-10-31T03:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T03:29:58.556-08:00</updated><title type='text'>chuck another blonde on the Barbie</title><content type='html'>Big thanks to Bruce Tucker for showing that not all blokes in Canberra are a punch of pen pushing pansies!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/aussie_meat_uncovered.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/aussie_meat_uncovered.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-116229419855088101?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/116229419855088101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=116229419855088101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116229419855088101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116229419855088101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/10/chuck-another-blonde-on-barbie.html' title='chuck another blonde on the Barbie'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-116002780866734651</id><published>2006-10-04T22:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-04T22:56:48.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Schappylle Lends a Helping Hand</title><content type='html'>Undeterred by the appalling treatment dished out to OUR SCHAPPELLE (corby) , Aussie icon Schappylle Scragg is letting bygones be bygones and joining a bunch of ordinary aussies to lend a helping hand to our nearest neighbours, our mates up north. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This saturday, thousands of priceless artworks will go under the hammer at a very special auction organised by Indonesian Solidarity and Union Aid Abroad-APHEDA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the Monsoon season draws near, post-earthquake recovery in Indonesia is increasingly urgent. So make sure youse get along to:&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;ARTQUAKE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stone Gallery on oxford (Paddington Uniting Church)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;396 Oxford Street - Paddington (in the heart of the Paddington Markets) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7 October 2006, view from 10am, auction at 3pm. &lt;br /&gt;The terrible plight of those poor indonesians, suffering not only a tsunami but two earthquakes has moved many an ordinary aussie to tears, and even inspired some of the more out there artists to create saleable objects by which ordinary Aussies can show&lt;br /&gt;they care about more than interest rates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't know much about art, but I know what I like" will be the guiding element of Schappylles sales pitch as she places work under the hammer by such diverse artists as renowned relational aesthete Lucas Ihlein, brightly coloured goat painter Anna Wheeler and post object conceptualist Ina Milllis on the same chopping block.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A lot of these arty farty types cna seem a  bit out there, but really, most of them are about getting together and having a go, and what could be more Aussie than that? I seen that Griggs guy do some lovely little sculptures that really rmeind me a lot of the fun I had last time I went to Bali, and I reckon the'd be great little reminder of the sharing caring spirit that most Aussies share with our northern neighbours" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There'll be art, goon, glamour and more  multiculturalism than you can poke a stick at.If Steve Irwin was still alive, i'm sure he'd be there too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Artists who have donated work include: Dadang Christanto, Susan Norrie, Arlene Textaqueen, Sally Smart, Liz Cuming, Mikala Dwyer, Rudy Ardianto, Rully Zakaria, Aris Prabawa, Taring Padi (Yogyakarta), Claire Conroy, James Hancock, Mark Hanham, Justin&lt;br /&gt;Feuerring, Melody Willis, Mark Gerada, Nathan Pyewacket, John Bell, Jacqueline Olivetti, Caroline Kha, Neil Hicks, Lucas Ihlein, Rudy Kistler, Anna Wheeler, Jim Croke, Mickie Quick, Refi Mascot, Caroline Zilinsky, David Griggs, Alex Davies, Locust Jones, Koji Ryui, Jumaadi, Simon Cavanough, Ian Milliss, Mia Oatley, Paul Ryan, Roslisham AKA Ise, Simon Yates, Josh Roelink, Sarah Nguyen, Yosi Messiah,&lt;br /&gt;Malcolm Smith, Lynn Smith, Hana Schimada, Vicky Brown, Lisa Kelly, Chayni Henry, Deborah Beck, Sia Cox, Keg DeSouza, Anna Kristensen, Deborah Kelly, Diego Bonetto, Stephen Oatley, Richard Tipping, Anna Young, Jennifer Ogilvie, Kathryn Fries, Lisa Andrew, Josephine Roberte&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-116002780866734651?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/116002780866734651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=116002780866734651' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116002780866734651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/116002780866734651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/10/our-schappylle-lends-helping-hand.html' title='Our Schappylle Lends a Helping Hand'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115881387981706112</id><published>2006-09-20T21:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T21:53:57.843-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Let's Get This Shit Sorted</title><content type='html'>Concerned Alert Citizens Australia would like to salute the Attorney General for the latest initiative in ignoring those chardonnay swilling members of the Australian Law Reform Commission (ALRC),  the Legal and Constitutional Committee of the Senate and namby pamby pinko members of the chattering classes, and keeping the proposed sedition laws which are essential to preserving the Australian Way of Life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A spokesperson from CaCA, Craig McGurk said "Already we seen these lawshave been effective in dampening the full expression of subversive ideas by ratbags who wish to either stir up trouble or undermine the Australian Way of Life.&lt;br /&gt;The risks for Ordinary Australians in these times of trouble are too serious to let a bunch of possum stirrers leave the way open for terorrist infiltration. Terrorists are everywhere, we all know that. Just because they don't advertise the fact, it doesn't mean that we all shouldn't be alert."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Noting that the current alert level for australia is at Medium, Craig said he saw it as a clear sign that the government is on the right track. "I'd still say it isn't time for getting alarmed just yet, I mean, we're not really like the yanks, we just want to keep our eyes peeled and show a bit of common sense. I think most ordinary Australians would agree with that wouldn't you?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asked about the likely risks of the new laws to stifle the creativity and initiative of the current and future generations of australian Artists, writers, and performers, Craig became emphatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Look mate, some of these people can get a bit bloody silly, you know? Listen, we've just lost a major national icon, in Steve Irwin. That man looked into the jaws of death every day of his bloody life, and did he flinch? did he turn away? Nah! He jumped in there, boots and all, and did his bit for Australia, for his family, and for our wildlife too, even if it killed him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" I reckon there's somehting in that for all of us. You have a go, you understand the risks, but real Aussies will jump in and give it a go anyway. If you want initiative you just gotta look at our sportsmen. I mean some of them can get a bit out of line too you know. Look at Warnie! but if you listen to your mates, and stay true to this great wide brown land, things will see you through in the end."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Learning that various arts, legal and media groups were starting a campaign to  to approach those parliamentarians who have expressed concern, to ask that they demonstrate their commitment and demand the recommended changes to the legislation, Craig continued.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Listen mate, I'm no artist, but I know what I like, and so do most ordinary Australians. My mate read a book once, and he couldn't see what the bloody fuss was about. I mean, why would you bother when you can get most of your news from Alan Jones? I don't mind the odd painting, and I really don't see what they're so worried about. I mean a picture of a bunch of kangaroos, or cows or an old slab hut, that's not going to hurt anyone is it? I'ts like I said before. The Olympics have been going for millenia, it's ancient tradition, and yet Aussies can still have initiative and show the everyone that we are the greatest nation in the world. It's the same for art and all that other stuff. If you stick to what you know, keep to the tried and true rules, then you'll get there in the end. You'll show the others that even battlers can be the best, and beat the rest."&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Concerned Alert Citizens Australia,  backed by ordinary australians, wants to see a  clear distinction made between namby pamby chardonnnay swilling socialists and genuine ratbags, but believes that all of the above need to take a long hard look at themselves. CACA applauds the potential of the anti-sedition legislation to encourage caution and self awareness in all Australians, and wishes to encourage ordinary Australians, especially those concerned by their potential to assist terrorists, to take the initiative and contact CACA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CACA's  "Are You Unaustralian" survey provides an ideal form of self monitoring that any one can conduct safely and easily in the privacy of their own home. If people really do have any genuine concerns that they may in fact personally pose a threat to the Australian Way of life, then CACA has a number of other request forms, for monitoring and investigation by appropriate authorities, that will help them do their job and protect Australia's future. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Schappylle Scragg, popular aussie icon said "Like me, CACA is open to anyone and anything. It's only by ordinary Aussies, getting in and doing their bit, that the war on terror will be won. So, contact CACA today!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115881387981706112?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115881387981706112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115881387981706112' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115881387981706112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115881387981706112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/lets-get-this-shit-sorted.html' title='Let&apos;s Get This Shit Sorted'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115830009649855515</id><published>2006-09-14T23:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T23:21:30.313-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We Are Not Vigilantes</title><content type='html'>Anti terrorist group claim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/F1000034.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/320/F1000034.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new group, formed to raise community awareness of weapons of mass destruction, rejected claims of being a type of US style citizens army. Concerned Aware Citizens of Australia (CacA), a volunteer group of ordinary Australians, are hoping to find practical ways that people can help the War on Terror.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“It all started with the fridge magnets.” founding member Schappylle Scragg, said. “When ours first arrived, we all had a bit of a laugh, but a few years down the track, the magnet was still on the fridge, and it started to make me think, well, yeah, it is time to be alert, but what does that mean?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The sad fact is that terrorists aren’t out there somewhere, but seem just like ordinary people. If someone wants to blow up the opera house they aren’t going to be wearing a t-shirt announcing the fact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New member Craig adds, “I think this type of threat is just too much for most people. It’s too big and too scary and most people hope the government will take care of things and it will go away. Weapons of mass destruction can be made from just about anything, and by almost anyone, so we think people need to be aware of what stuff they’ve got lying around and what could happen if it got into the wrong hands”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Schappylle continues, “I got talking to some friends and we decided that, like saving the planet, fighting the war on terror involves thinking globally but acting locally, and that’s just what we’re trying to do”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asked if they might be seen by some as vigilantes, Schapppylle emphatically rejects the claim. “We are not vigilantes and we are not about leading some sort of witch hunt against extremists or weirdos. We just want ordinary Australians to know how they can do their bit to help keep Australia safe and secure”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA will also be having an open shop from 26th January to 6th February at 116 Chalmers Street, Surry Hills 2010. They will have information, questionnaires, displays and giveaways to gather suggestions and ideas from ordinary Australians on how people can take the global war on terror into their own homes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We want to make it fun, without being frivolous” Says Schappylle “If people can find easy ways to do something against terrorism everyday, then the world will be a safer place”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Its right next to Central Station, and we are opening at 6pm on Australia Day, so people can come down after the festivities, and bring the whole family.”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115830009649855515?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115830009649855515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115830009649855515' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830009649855515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830009649855515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/we-are-not-vigilantes.html' title='We Are Not Vigilantes'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115830203986499165</id><published>2006-09-13T23:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T23:35:12.743-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ordinary Australians Can Make a Difference</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/ordinary.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/ordinary.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes it can seem like the war on terror is too scary to think about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most people hope the government will take care of things an it will go away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not all Australians believe in keeping out heads in the sand. CacA is a group of ordinary Australians, looking for practical ways that we can all keep an eye on our mates. CacA consists simply of Concerned Alert Citizens of Australia, ordinary people trying to find common sense ways of dealing with the deadly threat of terrorism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA aims to keep Australians informed about the threat that terrorism poses in daily life and find practical ways that we can all be ALERT BUT NOT ALARMED.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are not vigilantes and we are not about leading some sort of witch hut against extremists or weirdos. We just want ordinary Australians to know how they can do their bit to keep Australia safe and secure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA is not affiliated to any government groups and is entirely made up of volunteers, ordinary Australians who are banding together to keep and eye on our mates. Staying alert and staying safe to ensure a secure future for the Australian Way of Life.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115830203986499165?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115830203986499165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115830203986499165' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830203986499165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830203986499165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/ordinary-australians-can-make.html' title='Ordinary Australians Can Make a Difference'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115830160846857391</id><published>2006-09-12T23:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T23:35:34.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Weapons of Mass Destruction</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/F1000023.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/F1000023.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weapons of Mass Destruction, when in the wrong hands, probably pose the single biggest threat to the Australian Way of Life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Invisible but deadly, Weapons of Mass Destruction can turn the everyday into a nightmare of terror. Imagine an explosion at the Telstra Stadium? A gas attack at Town Hall Station? A state of siege on the Harbour Bridge? An outbreak of a new but deadly virus? Any of these disasters is capable of disrupting work, shopping and sport and causing the breakdown of society as we know it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weapons of Mass Destruction are part of a covert declaration of war against ordinary Australians. This is a declaration by terrorists, who are anonymous and hidden among the rich fabric of multicultural Australia. No one knows why these people want to destroy the Australian way of life. Some could be religious fanatics, others are mercenaries, still others are mentally deranged or members of extremist cult or fringe groups who have been brainwashed into believing in salvation through the breakdown of society.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weapons of Mass Destruction can be made from many ordinary items found around the farm, workplace or home. Most people couldn’t imagine using everyday items for mass destruction, but in the hands of a terrorist, such objects are deadly. That’s why many strategists are saying that the most deadly Weapon of Mass Destruction is the mind of a terrorist. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is why CacA has developed a series of surveys and factsheets to help ordinary Australians be ALERT BUT NOT ALARMED. We encourage people to be aware of the number of items around their home that could pose a threat to Australian Society, and also to consider how likely it is that terrorists could get access to these. Is your home and garden secure? Are your children adequately supervised? Can you really trust all of your friends and workmates? The War on Terror cannot be fought only by governments but needs ordinary Australians to take an active interest in preserving our unique way of life&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115830160846857391?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115830160846857391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115830160846857391' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830160846857391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830160846857391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/weapons-of-mass-destruction.html' title='Weapons of Mass Destruction'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115830178554676158</id><published>2006-09-11T23:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T23:36:15.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Are You A Terrorist?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/F1010004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/400/F1010004.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like Weapons of Mass Destruction, terrorists could be anywhere. They conceal themselves so well that even people we think we know can be secretly harbouring terrorist intentions or ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of being ALERT BUT NOT ALARMED involves being aware that even the most innocent seeming actions, thoughts or works could easily lead to more serious and dangerous activities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terrorists often recruit ordinary people by subtle and persuasive means. Terrorists could be among our neighbours, friends, workmates or even our family members.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terrorists know who to target. They know that some people are more susceptible to being led astray than others. The young, the idealistic and the discontented can be easily persuaded to adopt ideas that are UNAUSTRALIAN. From then on it is only a short slide to actively even if unwittingly supporting terrorism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is why CacA has developed a series of surveys and factsheets to help ordinary Australians who want to feel sure that they are not aiding or abetting any terrorists hiding amongst us. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA aims to keep Australians informed about the threat that terrorism poses in daily life and to find practical ways that we can all be ALERT BUT NOT ALARMED.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA is not affiliated to any government organisations but is not a group of vigilantes either. CacA consists simply of Concerned Alert Citizens of Australia, ordinary people tyring to find common sense ways of dealing with the deadly threat of terrorism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CacA is entirely made up of volunteers, ordinary Australians who are banding together to keep an eye on our mates. Staying alert and staying safe to ensure a secure future for the Australian Way of Life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By monitoring our own behaviour and not letting ourselves be vulnerable to the type of mob rule that terrorists thrive on, we can all ensure a more secure Australia.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115830178554676158?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115830178554676158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115830178554676158' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830178554676158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830178554676158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/are-you-terrorist.html' title='Are You A Terrorist?'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34438874.post-115830121675521455</id><published>2006-09-10T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T23:20:16.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS A TERRORIST?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/1600/Finger_scanner_2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4822/533/320/Finger_scanner_2.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRUE BLUE MINI MATE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terrorists usually don’t walk around advertising the fact, so knowing the difference between a general trouble maker and a serious threat to society can often prove difficult.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Caca has developed a series of identification charts, to help us study the faces of those we come across, and decide if they pose a threat to the Australian way of life. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Often terrorists give themselves away without really knowing it. A twitch of the lips, a shifty eye, a strange quirk in the nose. While we are not advocating whole scale return to nineteenth century ideas on physiognomy, CacA do believe that the more you familiarise yourself with human nature, the quicker you can come to a decision when it counts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Study the people around you and ask yourself, what makes them trustworthy? Reliable? Suspicious? Also study the CacA charts and samples and learn to recognise what your gut instincts tell you about someone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This examination can and should include ourselves. How do we appear to the rest of the world? Suspicious? Alienated? Resentful? Easy going? Reliable? Pleasant? Happy? Completely unaware?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Self examination should be part of your daily preparations in the war against terror, and this can even extend to bodily fluids and excreta. Signs of terrorist sympathy can show up in the strangest places.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34438874-115830121675521455?l=caca-mayhem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/feeds/115830121675521455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34438874&amp;postID=115830121675521455' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830121675521455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34438874/posts/default/115830121675521455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://caca-mayhem.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-can-you-tell-if-someone-is.html' title='HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS A TERRORIST?'/><author><name>mayhem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13662257340932079680</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
