Miss Australia
Inspired by Jennifer Anniston's cover girl bikini guide in the latest CLEO - Schappylle Scragg has got in on the act - just to shhow that natural aussie shelias are the most beautiful in the world.
looking a bit worse for wear after her wild hens night Scragg bravely soldiered on to spread the word and spread herself around:
Scragg's tips are:
1. don't sit in the sand - coz it'll catch in yer panty gusset and make you look like you've dropped a turd
2. If you haven't got a best mate like Sharleigh to give you a Brazilian then you can bleach your short and curlies - they'll blend right in
3. Stuff some chicken fillets down your bikini top to keep that cleavage looking healthy.
4. Go for gold: It'll flatter every shade of fake tan
5. Fly the flag! - on a towel, on your skin, wherever you can.
6. don't be afraid of a wedgie - pretend you're wearing a g-string
7. If you go swimming expect to end up in the nuddy - with sand between your legs - ditto if you go for a grope behind the dunny.
8. Let your hair hang down - people love that windswept look
9. don't forget the sunnies - or the aerogarde!
10. Be proud of the woman you are, and don't hide your light under a bushell. Bare it all for the sun, the surf, the sand and everything that makes Australia beautiful
posted by mayhem @ 5:26 PM
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